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May 23 2018

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goawfma:

this is what being racist and not staying in your damn lane does to you

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commodorecliche:

spite:

america’s funniest home videos was the original vine compilation

05:33

blogging-phelddagrif:

aerialsquid:

unpretty:

unpretty:

unpretty:

tubby ran out of wet food and i couldn’t get to the pet store before lunch so i had to improvise and made her a scrambled egg

she is intensely dubious about this non-salmon food item

despite how much she loves eggs when i’m eating them, she had no interest in eggs that had been prepared especially for her. fortunately we were able to escape our driveway and get her preferred salmon and gravy, and while we were out i bought a frame for the @viv-draws print i bought her

her standards have finally been met

a couple of people have expressed concern about tubby breaking her dishes, so i just want to note that sometimes when the cups are misaligned in their tray they wobble a little and make a tiny clinking sound. when this happens instead of eating directly out of her dish, tubby will use her paw to bring the food to her mouth in order to prevent any unseemly noises.

Your cat is a very prim cat.

not to be dramatic but I’d die for tubby

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devotionanddesire:

Pixar/Disney really have some amazing grandmother characters and that makes me so happy.

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out-there-on-the-maroon:

starklinqs:

yaboybergara:

A Fact.

Ryan: “Now onto our final theory: that he was kidnapped by aliens.”

Shane: “Oh horSEHIT!!!!” 

Peter Q, who’s been watching over Peter P.’s shoulder this whole time: “Wha-NO, NO, HE’S RIGHT, THAT BIG BLUE BASTARD DID IT.” 

This is now an art as well: https://twitter.com/neonannihilator/status/998548916688699392

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kylehasatumblr:

gahdamnpunk:

this some next level BS

It makes sense because we kill people who kill people because killing is wrong, duh.

05:30

rabioheab:

Why Infant Babies Are Total Nerds

  • they have never played ANY sports at all
  • if you tried to explain the rules of football to them they wouldn’t understand
  • they don’t even lift
  • they can’t name even 1 sports team or athlete
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unregistered-hypercam2:

thinkpiecebot:

We’re Approaching Bubonic Plague All Wrong & How To Use Soap To Fix It

yo this bot just wrote a headline from 1342

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grawly:

lieutenantbites:

A RELIC

one dollar

05:28

strings-and-pedals:

golgibodies:

texting someone new is always weird.

like how do they feel about all lowercase letters? do they think it looks dumb? do i have to use super proper grammar and punctuation? will they know im being sarcastic when i start abbreviating words? are they a haha or lol person? are they a strict no acronyms kind of person? how do they feel about pet names? what’s their stance on emojis? 

it’s terrifying 

these are all very valid points to consider

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onlyblackgirl:

miss-malaphor:

spaffy-jimble:

The right wants to be victims so fucking bad

“Straight white conservative men are afraid they might have to keep their bigotry to themselves for 10 seconds. Literally everyone else is afraid that straight white conservative men will kill them.”

If your biggest fear is being stereotyped or labeled, you’re doing fine.

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literallyrad:

remember when Mulan risked her life and her family’s honor to save her dad and ended up saving all of China from the Huns but Anna and Elsa are considered Disney’s feminist icons

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lukestarkillerisgay:

i said whoever burned the library of alexandria you’re moms a hoe

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tomatomagica:

strongchad:

tomatomagica:

everyone knows about the Shrek songs and how they’re labeled that forever but what about all the songs Alvin and The Chipmunks tainted

i was at the new year party and Funkytown played and i was sitting there like

Funkytown was also in Shrek 2.

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africant:

Shout out to Dijonay’s parents for naming all their kids after seasonings, spices and condiments.

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